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Monday, February 22, 2010

What's Next for Tiger Woods?

Or...Is There A Tiger on the Prowl?
Oh Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. I know I said "who cares about Tiger Woods.
And, I promise you sincerely
that
I DON'T care, really.
However, ever since the other day when you made your phony apology speech, you have been all the buzz on TV, again. So, I feel compelled to comment. (and, anyway, isn't that what a blog is for?)

Back to EldRick (hmm check out his name if we remove just one letter...)
Anyway, I really don't believe his controlled, finely scripted apology. And OMG people, this is such a shock, isn't it? We all know that professional athletes NEVER cheat on their wives! Cough

Actually, I think this was in the plan all along. Go hide out and pretend to be getting sex addiction treatment (rumors have it that he isn't taking the treatment serious anyway) Then after a couple of months go on TV and make the (all to common now) "public apology speech"
Tiger read - "I want to say to each and every one of you, simply and directly, I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in" (somber look, deep breath and long pause as he contemplates whether this ONE speech will be good enough for him to get back to playing golf in time for the Masters - and "why do I even have to read this stupid speech myself? Can't somebody read it for me? I'm a GaBillionaire for Chrissake") 
Yeah, and be sure you don't have ANY of the women present (the real victims imo) when you make your statement Tiger! And why are you lying? You know good and well that Elin beat the crap out of you with that golf club. Honestly, this egotist has a serious problem. He told us he felt like he was "entitled" and the "rules" didn't apply to him.
Well the rules DO apply to you buddy!! 
You just can't go on TV, make a 13 minute speech, take NO questions, and then think all is forgivien. NO NO NO!!!
You are NO better than anybody else! 
The road to redemption goes straight through Oprah Winfrey and BaBa WaWa. Yes siree bob! We will accept nothing less. You gotta sit in the big chair with a box of kleenex and take it like a man!
I'm Just Sayin
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2 comments:

Cindy said...

yes indeedy, well said. Don't you think Elin had an inkling prior to the November incident that this was going on? This was the last straw incident for her and she fittingly expressed it by hitting him with his beloved golf club(s).

Anonymous said...

I agree with Cindy.

I think Elin had an idea but maybe tried to ignore it all until she could no longer do it.

Well Tiger, what's next?