Jake Who?

Did you see The Bachelor: The Women Tell All on Monday night? OMG. That's all I can say. My mouth is still open. I usually don't like when they get to the reunion episode. As a matter of fact, last night I missed the first 20 minutes. Boy am I glad I caught the last 90!  It was a total Bitchfest (and I mean that in the nicest way) Reality TV at it's finest. This should pull the show's monster ratings up even higher. Sure didn't look scripted either (CG). 

Anyway, this is the show where the scorned bachelorettes return to talk to the bachelor. A kind of "closure" therapy session if you will. Last night Jake did get a chance to talk (and cry) with some of "the women" as he would say. But the focus of the show was on Rozyln and the "scandal of the season".  

The scandal is that Rozyln allegedly had an inappropriate relationship with one of the producer (married). The producer was fired and she was kicked off the show. OK, so she comes back on for the reunion (you could tell she wasn't there by choice) and Chris Harrison starts asking her a shitload of questions about this relationship (which she has repeatedly denied having). The Bachelorettes are all ganging up on her saying how they saw her making out with this producer. So she keeps denying their accusations and finally Chris gets her backed up against the ropes and to prove her innocence she swears on her child's life! Uh,who does this? Well apparently Roz (the Wacko, skanky, blonde bimbo) thinks it's OK. Roz has very poor judgement anyway IMO, look at that dress she wore on the show Monday night. It sort of reminded me of a purple ruffled pillow sham with a hole cut in one side. 

Anyway, Chris must have really pissed her off because she came back swinging and saying that he had "hit on" the wife of the producer who she had been accused of having the inappropriate relationship with! Oh no she did ent? Yes, girl. She did! She aired his dirty funky drawers right on national Television! 

And, you know what else? I have nothing nice to say about the upcoming wedding of Jason "the rat" and Molly but wouldn't it be funny if Jake didn't pick Vienna or TenIey? And they make Michelle the next Bachelorette! Now that's, real television.

I can't wait until next week's finale. 

It's bound to be 

"the most dramatic rose ceremony ever"

I'm Just Sayin